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Hello there, you lovely Young American! Welcome to the Hyperlink IRC help-desk, how may we assets you today?

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Please follow these basic house rules while posting on the IRC.

I. Don't be a dick

II. Use the same format as everyone else;

It's "[DD/FullMonth/YY] YourUsername: Comment". Dumbass.

III. If you make a new thread, please put it n top of the list!

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